December 2010
11 posts
Things customers say to make their waitress...
Me: How did you want your eggs?
Old man: Over easy please
Me: And what kind of toast?
Old man: Whole wheat. I want it buttered…….and Wet (wink)
(insert awkward laugh here)
Me: alright
lol ew at least they left me a nice tip!
In Love with Paul Newman (1925-2008)
Just proved that technology HATES me and is on my list to boycott………..Thank you for deleting my paper!!!!
I think we've had a bad influence on her.
Dear JK Rowling and everyone involved with the Harry Potter Movies,
Thank you for making my childhood a little more magical
Sincerely,
Your Fan Forever
It’s hard to be happy when you see someone you love with so much stress on their shoulders.
The Shins- Sea Legs
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